Oct. 20, 2010, 1:04 a.m.

I pray to Chief Dembe of the Zanzibar Clan

South Africa is a mystical country. Most people - especially North Americans - think we are a 3rd world country, people live in shacks and lions roam the dirt roads.

But alas - today I will prove them all wrong. Show me where in the WORLD you can find divine human beings such as these two mythical healers - right here in Sandton in Johannesburg. I will show you their resumes as I cannot even begin to express their awesomeness in my layman vocabulary.

Chief Dembe Pamphlet
Chief Dembe Pamphlet
Chief Dembe Pamphlet 2
Chief Dembe Pamphlet 2

And now for Prof. Mama Kaya:

Prof. Mama Kaya Pamphlet
Prof. Mama Kaya Pamphlet
Prof. Mama Kaya Pamphlet 2
Prof. Mama Kaya Pamphlet 2