Rants

If anyone ever again...

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...tells me that my software takes a long time to apply a DB restructuring as it has been running for 3 minutes before finishing, then look at this:
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I HATE Microsoft Access

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Tonight I spent 3 hours trying to get a simple, basic SQL query to work in Microsoft Access 2003.  The SQL query runs perfectly in Microsoft SQL Server 2005, however when run through the VB code in Access via the DAO layer it kept on failing with a syntax error.  Obviously the error message did not point out the cause of the error.  Since the SQL was perfectly valid and not complex, I was baffled.

Here is the basic query I had written:

Who is to blame?

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MathML is aweful!

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I knew about MathML for some time now, but I never thought it was this bad. See, MathML is an XML based markup language used to describe in a standards compliant manner mathematical notations. In principle this is a cool thing, until I saw a real world example from Wolfram Research:

Dork Awards - Take 1

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During the course of my life as independent software engineer I come across many different kinds of people. Or lets rather call them clients. Sometimes I get stupid requests. Sometimes the requests are so stupid they are Dork Award nominees. Such as this one I got today:

Microsoft, this is inexcusable!

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Whilst implementing a .NET application for one of my clients, I recently ran into a problem where a long running task would just suddenly stop working after about 30 minutes. No error, no exception - nothing. I had been troubleshooting this for 3 days now, and that is a very long time for someone with my experience (if I may say so myself). The difficulty with this problem is that there are no - and I mean absolutely NO errors. The only thing I could gather is that the long running task stops because the IIS worker process dies. I even added detailed trace statements - none of which helped.

Expensive South African Books

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I urge anyone who reads this and understands the reason why, to please post a comment and enlighten me too. Why are all imported books in South Africa always at least 15 * the dollar amount? Currently the exchange rate is $1 = R6.66. For the past year the R-$ had been between R5.50 to R6.90 to the $.

Why on earth does a book that cost $19.77 on Amazon, cost R303 in South Africa? $19.77 = R131. Even adding shipping and customs etc. should not add up to R303!!! It is a small book - not heavy, not large. How much can shipping costs be?

Look here:

Full Circle

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When I was in Std. 8 many centuries ago, I swore on my own grave that I would never touch a computer since I hated it. Somewhere during that year I started breaking that promise and became more and more involved with computers. Today I realized I am back at that day - the day I swore I'll never touch a computer...

What is worse than the tax man?

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Ever thought it is possible that anything worse than the tax man exists? I found out yesterday that there is one thing lower than lobster excretions, worse than the tax man...

Society getting too conservative?

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Everybody knows that SPAM caused the IT industry to respond with content filtering techniques and SPAM blocking techniques to help control this useless waste of bandwidth and irritation factor.

Same with large files. Bored employees are sending lots of 1MB+ mails containing the latest movie or powerpoint presentation of some joke. This obviously does not help the IT budget. So they either block certain content such as MPEG files or park them for late delivery.